that is fucking craaazy!
i can’t even lie, this is so sick.
Hell yeah
(Source: thefrogman)
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
(Source: sparklebuns)
ROFL
- You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle.
- Stranger: guy lookin for horny girl
- You: Im your girl
- Stranger: asl?
- You: 22 F Usa
- Stranger: 23 m usa
- You: Perfect
- Stranger: so can you describe what your body looks like? ;)
- You: Big boobs, nice ass, blonde hair and im skinny (;
- Stranger: damn you sexy baby ;D
- You: Oh thanks, wanna know a secret?
- Stranger: what is it?
- You: Im a man
- Stranger: goodbye
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
oh my god this is why he’s my favorite YEAH PAULY
Physics
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(Source: un-nerd-boricua)
Drake: I made it! I finally signed my contract. Now I have millions of dollars. Is there anything you want? I’ll give you anything you want.
Drake’s Grandma: You have a million dollars?!
Drake: No grandma, I have millions of dollars! I can get you anything! What do you want?
Drake’s Grandma: I just want a hug and a kiss.
Forever reblog
Thats why I love him !
